Purple's Feet!

[purplepeepee]

One day on my school bus on the way home, I had the urge to take my dumb shoes off. my feet were hot. I also wanted to do it to see how my friend Ashleigh would react, and to annoy the haters on the bus.

So I took off my shoes, and I took off my socks, and at first I put them on the smooth, slightly sanded floor of the bus. After that I said "Ash, check out the feet!". She was like, "Cindy, that's gross, put your shoes back on."

I was like, "No!"

Eventually she took her shoes off too and we stuck them out the window. The breeze was good. The boys and other people on the bus were like "Ewww" and they started being mean and cursing at me, and I still refused to put my shoes back on. Someone said my feet stank, so I brought my foot up to my nose and sniffed them myself. "They don't stink, they smell like shoes".

They kept on about it, so I revealed something else to them! My legs. Hee hee. That grossed them out even worse, but I tried to explain it's not gross, it's natural and completely healthy. But that's just the way the modern cultures are. Aren't you glad we're not like them? I love being the way I'm supposed to be.

:hippie:

[Pedata]

Wow, you really are my daughter. I used to go to school barefooted. There were these "shoes" I wore. Just beads on elastic. They went around the ankle and big toe. From the top it looked like sandals. They fooled teachers, lol.


Breezes on the feet are better than anything :D

Newly Barefoot,
Your Mom

[julesandjo]

:) Funny story Purple. I always loved driving down the road with my foot hanging out the window. I mean actually driving, not being a passenger. I don't need my left foot to drive anyway. But, that too, was a few years and a few pounds ago. Anyway, so what grossed them out about your legs? Were they hairy? I do shave my legs but if you seen them right now you'd never know it. :p

[feral]

I really like going barefoot, but my feet are really sweaty, and kinda stink . It doesn't really bother me, but I don't want everyone that I am around to have to smell them. Usually i just go with it though, and the other night I was jamming with some friends and, let me tell you, playing bass barefoot is amazing.

[LIBRA]

I used to drive with my foor out the window too, and wave to people with my foot, there was a road construction guy who I waved to everday for a month then I had to stop one day for the road work and he was the sign holder, he came to my window and was like I love that its hillariuos I tell everyone about you, the girl that waves with her foot, we actually dated for a bit!

ooh how about bugs whackin your feet, ouch and rain hurts even worse!!

Pedata I wear those too, there is a name for them I cant think of it though, I made some out of hemp, there cute!!

[WillP]

naked feet, ewwwwww lol :D

[purplepeepee]

:) Funny story Purple. I always loved driving down the road with my foot hanging out the window. I mean actually driving, not being a passenger. I don't need my left foot to drive anyway. But, that too, was a few years and a few pounds ago. Anyway, so what grossed them out about your legs? Were they hairy? I do shave my legs but if you seen them right now you'd never know it. :p

Ya, as one guy put it, " I don't want to see her wooly mammoth legs!"

But that's funny, cause I hang on him all the time and give him hugs and slap him fives. :) I'm the lunch table bunny too, Iget fed romaine, spinache, and fruit. Am I special or what? :D

[purplepeepee]

I used to drive with my foor out the window too, and wave to people with my foot, there was a road construction guy who I waved to everday for a month then I had to stop one day for the road work and he was the sign holder, he came to my window and was like I love that its hillariuos I tell everyone about you, the girl that waves with her foot, we actually dated for a bit!

ooh how about bugs whackin your feet, ouch and rain hurts even worse!!

Pedata I wear those too, there is a name for them I cant think of it though, I made some out of hemp, there cute!!

Wow, aren't road workers awesome? I say hello t them all the time, especially the cute ones! Heehee.

[purplepeepee]

Wow, you really are my daughter. I used to go to school barefooted. There were these "shoes" I wore. Just beads on elastic. They went around the ankle and big toe. From the top it looked like sandals. They fooled teachers, lol.


Breezes on the feet are better than anything :D

Newly Barefoot,
Your Mom


Whoa, awesome! How do you make them? I want to make some too, that'll be great! Momma, I love you!

[purplepeepee]

I really like going barefoot, but my feet are really sweaty, and kinda stink . It doesn't really bother me, but I don't want everyone that I am around to have to smell them. Usually i just go with it though, and the other night I was jamming with some friends and, let me tell you, playing bass barefoot is amazing.


Koolies! How do you manage to do that? Workout?

[purplepeepee]

MORE STORIES OF THE FOOTY ADVENTURES! And other roadside bus trips!

(in chronological order)

1. Play the game of stare at all the people you see while going down the road. It's so much fun. I've seen cute bums, guys playing guitar, an actual replica of the scooby mo-bus The Mystery Machine, people picking their noses, peopleselling bibles, and guys to play around with too! One day while doing this I decided to hit on this mexican guy that was really cute. I blew him a kiss and he smiled and nodded his head real cute.

2. The first time I showed my legs I was singing.

3. I showed my feet off to everyone on state highway 50 when coming back from a field trip to a mueseum. Ha! We went to Cici's pizza and I had a ton of the cheese and veggie pizza, and the chocolate and vannilla pudding covered thingies, and had a bunch of diet coke, and some Malibu I smuggled in with me in a smushed Chubby bottle. Anywho, I put my feet on the glass of the window and showed every car and person near the road. A few people noticed, and you should have seen the astonished looks on their faces!

4. Today I took my shoes off and this time I got a ball of bubble gum thrown at me, which got stuck in my hair, and globs of green goop, both of which I had shared with those people. Nice payback huh?