Smokers Unite

[Tender Vittles]

For those of you out there who smoke, whether you're a proud smoker, a closet smoker, or just think it should be legal, listen up: The evening of 4/19/05, Those who smoke pot will take their collected seeds from their stash and plant them all over their cities, towns, and neighborhoods. In front of schools, libraries, parks, the town hall, the police and fire stations, everywhere. When the sprouts are noticibly marijuana, anonymous phone calls will be made to the papers tipping them off. Make it known that there are more of us than we feel safe to admit. Make it known that we want change. Do your part, tell a friend, and get a team out in your town the eve of 4/20. :D

[toman]

What a superb idea. Then, when half those plants turn male and spread pollen around, everybody growing outdoors for miles around will be completely fucked!

[delta9]

Taking into account climate and such, more than half would turn male without being properly tended to. Besides, you can't just use any old seeds. Hermaphrodites aren't going to get you very far, either...

What you ought to do is seed industrial hemp over places where there used to be big forests but now is nothing... And fallow farmlands... And... Well, that's what *I*'m going to do, at any rate.