Excuse me

[kermit]

"Excuse me, but could I perhaps see your breasts?" ~ Oscar Wilde

Marijuana is a rare metallic ore mined in the hills of Kentucky, Tennessee and Virginia, primarily by thracian slaves captured during the Persian wars. In its processed form, it is more accurately referred to as Marijuanite, however due to popular usage, we shall refer to it strictly by the colloquial, or "street" name, to avoid confusion.

It has no medicinal value and cannot be used for any purposes directly related to entertainment, at least in its raw ore form. It has the appearance of a cross between a panda and a racoon, only colored green and made of metal. It weighs about 30 pounds per ounce, and is sold according to current market value, pending federal and playa-hater stipulations. The name "Marijuana" comes from archaic Spanish and directly translated, means something almost, but not quite, "Whale's Vagina". The origins of this name's origin are lost to history.

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The Brand placed upon the right arm of Thracian slaves who mine for the precious ore

WARNING
Whatever you do, do not smoke marijuana, ever. Contrary to popular belief, it is no more likely to get you high than smoking your shoes, and in fact may cause severe mutations. Not the really cool mutations, like extra arms, or psychic powers, but the really depressing ones, like a vestigil tails, mental retardation, and the enjoyment of Hippie shit.

Taken from http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Marijuana

[Herbmama]

Sounds like what they told us in the D.A.R.E. program.

[FreedomEagle]

and the enjoyment of Hippie shit.

Are they trying to make a statement?

:bandit:

[morningsunshine]

Sounds like what they told us in the D.A.R.E. program.
Fat lot of good that did me... what a waste of time, that was!

[FreedomEagle]

Fat lot of good that did me... what a waste of time, that was!

It was better than sitting in class.

[delta9]

D.A.R.E
Drugs Are Really Excellent

[morningsunshine]

It was better than sitting in class.
DARE graduation was fun, we went to the Rec center and had pizza and a pool party... and watermelon! I had a crush on one of the kids there and he pushed me in the mud, and I cried (the stresses of 5th grade), but then I forgot about it when they broke out the watermelon!!!

[kermit]

DARE graduation was fun, we went to the Rec center and had pizza and a pool party... and watermelon! I had a crush on one of the kids there and he pushed me in the mud, and I cried (the stresses of 5th grade), but then I forgot about it when they broke out the watermelon!!!


Melons?? mud??? wow!

[toman]

Anybody done one of those vodka watermelons? How's that work? I was thinking about doing a gin canteloupe... :bandit:

[kermit]

Anybody done one of those vodka watermelons? How's that work? I was thinking about doing a gin canteloupe... :bandit:


well done delta

[LIBRA]

MMMMMM, vodka watermelons are yum yum yummy!!!
Put a hole in the watermelon and dump the vodka in, I dont know if a cantelope would work, probably though.
My ultimate fav is jungle juice, mix all kinds of fruit in a big can, every fruit you can think of and let it soak in vodka or whatever really and then eat away and drink to it is really good!!

[tooter_mcgee]

Jungle juice... same thing as wop or yukka I imagine. When I went to Campout Roots Festival in June we had a yukka jam. My friend and I also made a bong out of a canteloupe, however I forgot to clean out my cooler when I got home and it sort of disintegrated. It was pretty gross.

~~Diana

[morningsunshine]

Jungle juice... same thing as wop or yukka I imagine. When I went to Campout Roots Festival in June we had a yukka jam. My friend and I also made a bong out of a canteloupe, however I forgot to clean out my cooler when I got home and it sort of disintegrated. It was pretty gross.

~~Diana
My friend's boyfriend went fishing and forgot to take the shrimp out of the cooler.

She forgot about it, too... and then remembered 2 weeks later.

I was there when she decided to clean it out. I have never, ever in my life smelled anything so unbelievably offensive, and I thought ten feet away was a safe distance. GROSS!

[treehugger]

Ummm...I'm a big fan of re-use, recycle...but I think I would have just tossed that whole cooler...yuck!

(I've done that with various items I've found in the back of my fridge...let's just say that no food items should groan when you touch the plate)... ;)

Kath

[morningsunshine]

Lol we're poor high school students, and she is living on her own.
She probably didn't have enough money to buy a new cooler... just kidding...
but I think that cooler has "FISHING USE ONLY" written on it because we both think that putting drinks in that thing now should be strictly forbidden.
Actually gross things like that have a tendency to bring people closer together, there's nothing quite like a rotting shrimp cooler to bring about disgusted laughs a few months down the road... :D

[room85]

D.A.R.E
Drugs Are Really Excellent

HAHAHA, that's so true. Maybe I should wear one of those t-shirts after all.

But I didn't know all those facts about weed-is it really true?... what they named it whale's vagina? makes no sense(I'm not saying weed makes no sense :cool008: ).

[tooter_mcgee]

I actually did toss the whole cooler. It smelled like ass and I couldn't picture ever getting it out. As soon as I dumped out the canteloupe I realized it was a lost cause as far as my cooler being usable again.

~~Diana

[1_LoVinVibe]

another good one is filling a pineapple with coconut rum mmm

[Unkle_John]

D.A.R.E
Drugs Are Really Excellent

On the other spectrum:
Drugs Are Really Expensive