Tour de california!

[kermit]

and one pissed off mother, tell me if i did wrong, Mind you i will not learn unless you are mean,

I left my place to get dog food and bier,
when I came back my driveway was blocked.
my friend gets out of the car to move the baricade and a lady with two kids "one in a stroller" stops in front of my car and says sorry the road is closed. i honk my horn and her kid starts to cry.. .:( so I say "my bad"
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE ROAD!"

(cussing in front of kids is not cool or a good idea nor is aggression! they don't understand and get scared fast.. it sux)

BUT i had to get back to work, and they were keeping me off of my private property.
my life does not relove around weekend warriors!


I say to the lady do you think I'm crazy... :-D
(social enginer)

she say yes you crazy ass hole your scaring my kids.....


SO

I say we'll If I am so crazy why the fuck are you using your kids as a barricade! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!

then i ask her "girl" kid to take her mommy accross the rode shes confused and probaly on drugs you need to help her to save your self...

! ok at this time I have crossed the line I just scared the shit out of a little kid!

but she understood and begged mommy to move her and brother accross the street to safty...

A cop showes up..

:-D it gets good..

anyone care to hear more?


....will kermit end up in jail?
....will kermit harass another young girl???


who knows?

[FreedomEagle]

Can you please tell me that story again but format it so I can actually read and understand what it said. It sounds interesting but I don't think I really understand what happened.


p.s. - It's ROAD not RODE

:hippie:

[kermit]

1 out of 2 aint bad. and STFU gayeagle.
........................................
any way the cops show up, a big ol' fucker from LA, he says

"whats that sign say?"
I say
"ROAD CLOSED"
cop says
"so leave."

Fuck this, I turn around, go to another street only to find My whole area is blocked off for A buch of morons riding bikes on the street (Road for the ass holes who can not read let alone comprehend words or meaning.)

Now I am pissed, I turn on the social engerining (smae stuff that delta9 seems to use on everyone.)

I see an old man! perfect!

I roll up and ask him :Pardon me sir when is this all supposed to end?"

old man says
"bout 3"

*fuck it's only 12:30~

I then say sir I am supposed to be at work and it's right accross the street can I just sneak accross... OOO yeah!

old man
"sure go right ahead son"

me
"thanks your saving me a lot of time"

I then turn on the same road i always drive down and there i see that damn cop again!

SO

I quick like duck into a parking lot and wait him out, as soon as he leaves I tell my friend to get his ass ready to hang out the door..

*it has been quite some time sence I have completed a good mooning!
this will be fun!

ok cops gone I turn up Eaze-E we start with first power from the "Streets of Muth Fukn Compton" album.

next is the ultmate drive by song.,.,, Old school shit! 1990 muther fucking E we play Nutz on your chin!

:) it's on! two asses out of my car windows, horn blaring Ez-e bumpin'

Somptin is about to happen, We drive by about 20 mph middle finders in the air (some by their asses).. The fucking cop was laughing so hard he stopped us but not untill we were way down the street, but he never gave us a ticket. he said he was sorry they were not letting us on our properity bet we were notified for two weeks now..

WTF did a cop just appoligze to me?

humm, I said we were sorry but thoes ladies deserverd a good mooning.. he smiled and said now go some where and don't come back till 3 or I will give you a ticket..

"SIR! YES! SIR!"

we went to the bar.. LMAO

as for the ladies... :) perfectly harassed and belittled!

some times I love being a dick head with no fear! :bandit:

[kermit]

Can you please tell me that story again but format it so I can actually read and understand what it said. It sounds interesting but I don't think I really understand what happened.


p.s. - It's ROAD not RODE

:hippie:


almost forgot you were a troll!
sorry to feed you!