Happy Hippies , Hippy Hippie ??? .tld

[kermit]

Refers to those whose IQ is below 70-75 and who lack proper adaptive social behavior. Around 60% of the population of Hippies has some form of mental retardation. As a group, Hippies walk and talk later, are slightly shorter and are usually more susceptible to physical problems and illnesses than other children. They also generally score lower on tests of motor ability and physical fitness, although this is more due to neglect and lack of opportunity to improve than their disability.


Teaching Tips:
Give lots of praise. Let a Hippy / Hippie repeat a success several times so they can enjoy their sense of accomplishment.
Provide prompt feedback. (Hippies tend to forget fast)
Divide tasks into small meaningful steps and present them to the Hippy / Hippie sequentially. (Like Growing Dope By The Week)
Put safety first. Remind Hippies of the safety rules and make sure non-disabled Hippies are careful around their disabled peers.
Minimize verbal instruction and emphasize concrete learning experiences. Make any necessary verbal instruction as simple as possible.
Limit distractions as much as possible. Keep the activity area clean and well ordered and store any equipment (bongs) not currently in use out of sight.
Teach them good health and safety practices such as showering, keeping clothes clean, not spilling the bong, etc.
Be prepared to repeat directions at a later time.!!!!!!!

[LIBRA]

That is the stupidest shit I have ever read.

[PEACE FROG]

It has always been a great source of anguish for me that I was not privy to the same genetic engineering that has become the blessing that is kERMIT. Truth be known, I can always authenticate the originality of your posts by how many words you have misspelled.... Btw you did'nt write this one. Peace brother. ;)

[UnderTheRainbow]

Haha... nice one.
And to think, I wasted a "genius" IQ on becoming a pot smoking, funky-fungus eating, tree-hugging, garden-planting, barefoot hippie housewife.
It sure is more fun than sitting behind a desk thinking "More money, more money, more money" all day long, though. Lameass yuppie bastards... REVOLT!

:group_hug

[toman]

Does anyone really expect me not to spill the bong water? :bandit:

[kermit]

funny = rip on bush not hippies.. got it!

"and who lack proper adaptive social behavior"

[LIBRA]

Does anyone really expect me not to spill the bong water? :bandit:


No thats a requirment! :p

[UnderTheRainbow]

Has it EVER been acceptable to spill the bong water?
In my house - you spill it, you drink what's left... after you clean the part you spilled off of the carpet. Mwahaha.

Though, I can't enforce that rule any more, because the puppies knock them over more than anyone else. Silly stoner pups.

[oldkzildjians]

Refers to those whose IQ is below 70-75 and who lack proper adaptive social behavior. Around 60% of the population of Hippies has some form of mental retardation. As a group, Hippies walk and talk later, are slightly shorter and are usually more susceptible to physical problems and illnesses than other children. They also generally score lower on tests of motor ability and physical fitness, although this is more due to neglect and lack of opportunity to improve than their disability.


Teaching Tips:
Give lots of praise. Let a Hippy / Hippie repeat a success several times so they can enjoy their sense of accomplishment.
Provide prompt feedback. (Hippies tend to forget fast)
Divide tasks into small meaningful steps and present them to the Hippy / Hippie sequentially. (Like Growing Dope By The Week)
Put safety first. Remind Hippies of the safety rules and make sure non-disabled Hippies are careful around their disabled peers.
Minimize verbal instruction and emphasize concrete learning experiences. Make any necessary verbal instruction as simple as possible.
Limit distractions as much as possible. Keep the activity area clean and well ordered and store any equipment (bongs) not currently in use out of sight.
Teach them good health and safety practices such as showering, keeping clothes clean, not spilling the bong, etc.
Be prepared to repeat directions at a later time.!!!!!!!


It's quite amusing how much disrespect you harbor towards Hippies but you capitalize the term as if this were the bible and Hippies were God.

[kermit]

No thats a requirment!
you remind me of my sister.. shes a libra also..

weird


It's quite amusing how much disrespect you harbor towards Hippies but you capitalize the term as if this were the bible and Hippies were God.

uuuummmmmmmm it was a c&p from a how to treat a retard. my friend was acting retarded.. sorry.. after getting stoner3D and I looked up instructions to help his lame ass, we thought it was funny.. :(

*Note to self... hippYz are sensitive



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