CowboyHippy
03-23-2006, 08:14 PM
#2, he's a couple weeks old now
came out 6 lbs 13 oz, happy and healthy
http://mysite.verizon.net/res0qi56/baby2.jpg
the nurse came in to do his birth certificate and social # and i said "zanzor2.0"
she put pen to paper and asked how to spell it.
no sense of humor...(that's not his name)
then momma burned up the milking machine, so i had to quick like get another one before she ruptured herself
had to go to..wal mart....it's 15 miles there, but 30 miles to a place that values humanity.
I said i need the most powerful automatic breast pump ya got
she held up this real fancy double pumper with hoses and all sorts of fittings
I held a straight face, looked her square in the eye and said,
"this only does 2"
then she reached for a single pumper
I should have expected as much from that place
came out 6 lbs 13 oz, happy and healthy
http://mysite.verizon.net/res0qi56/baby2.jpg
the nurse came in to do his birth certificate and social # and i said "zanzor2.0"
she put pen to paper and asked how to spell it.
no sense of humor...(that's not his name)
then momma burned up the milking machine, so i had to quick like get another one before she ruptured herself
had to go to..wal mart....it's 15 miles there, but 30 miles to a place that values humanity.
I said i need the most powerful automatic breast pump ya got
she held up this real fancy double pumper with hoses and all sorts of fittings
I held a straight face, looked her square in the eye and said,
"this only does 2"
then she reached for a single pumper
I should have expected as much from that place