biscuits

[stripey tiger]

Please help me! For days me and me m8s have been argueing which biscuit is best to dunk in tea? We have conducted numerous studies and would like some outside opinion. Peace and love :)

[Unkle_John]

Sorry mate, I can't help ya.

Most of us are yanks and drink our tea iced.

[stripey tiger]

Do i detect a hint of cultural snobbery! Wot does cold tea taste like? I like my beverages warm ta very much,were i live in uk its too bloody cold .So what do you do with biscuits? :)

[LIBRA]

Sorry mate, I can't help ya.

Most of us are yanks and drink our tea iced.



I do love me some iced tea!!!!!

[tooter_mcgee]

I love tea... all sorts of tea. I rarely drink it iced though, I like it hot. I don't usually eat anything with my tea, but a butter cookie is nice with it sometimes...


~Much love, Di~

[toman]

Iced green tea with honey and lime is the best. Hot green tea is second. No biscuits, though. I'm not even sure what a damn biscuit is. :cheers:

[Unkle_John]

Do i detect a hint of cultural snobbery! Wot does cold tea taste like? I like my beverages warm ta very much,were i live in uk its too bloody cold .So what do you do with biscuits? :)

Cold tea would taste like your warm tea, but cold. Not much to describe to that. Not trying to sound snobby or trying to bust your bullocks, mate. It's just most of us in "the colonies" think of biscuits as something you eat with eggs and beacon.

In your sense you mean what we call cookies, not a buttery flakey roll. just so everyone knows what he means.

I like my biscuits with mustard.. mm-hmm. :cheers:

[CowboyHippy]

cookies (biscuits) get the midevil witch treatment. I throw mine in a glass of milk and watch the bubbles, when the bubbles stop i grab a spoon, and just when it starts to go under i snatch it out and eat it (as opposed to tying it to a stick and burning it). or give it to the 3 year old and find it two months later

biscuits...I'll cook a pot of stew and when that's done i'll spoon a bunch of biscuit batter on the top and cover it, check it periodically and then when its done, crumble it up and pour the stew on it. thems mighty fine vittles (its a really really backwoods thing)

[LIBRA]

biscuits...I'll cook a pot of stew and when that's done i'll spoon a bunch of biscuit batter on the top and cover it, check it periodically and then when its done, crumble it up and pour the stew on it. thems mighty fine vittles (its a really really backwoods thing)



I do the same, mmmm mmmm good!!!!!

I to live in the "backwoods", lol.

[oldkzildjians]

I think what the Tommy is trying to say is that he wants a good scone.

[OrganicGauntlet]

I think what the Tommy is trying to say is that he wants a good scone.

Balderdash, my good man. I believe the gentleman in question is referring to a nice Chocolate Bickie - perhaps of the type found at Tescos or Marks & Spencers. Otherwise known to us as a Dad's Chocolate Cookie.

Personally, I prefer the Goodie Rings. I find they dip equally well in milk or coffee.


EDIT: Ha! Page 2 beehatches!

[LIBRA]

Balderdash, my good man. I believe the gentleman in question is referring to a nice Chocolate Bickie - perhaps of the type found at Tesko or Marks & Spencer. Otherwise known to us as a Dad's Chocolate Cookie.

Personally, I prefer the Goodie Rings. I find they dip equally well in milk or coffee.


EDIT: Ha! Page 2 beehatches!


Ok someone who uses balderdash and beehatches and edits there post to announce its page 2. That is funny, odd yet funny.

[OrganicGauntlet]

Well, I was feeling especially good about myself for having the first post on page 2.

Small things amuse small minds, you know.

[RAINFOREST MOONCLOUD]

- perhaps of the type found at Tesko or Marks & Spencer -

Tesko? Are you by any chance to plug the operations of supermarket giant Tescos? I wouldn't expect any free packets of frozen walrus testicles au gratin or the odd six-pack of Le Pisse D'Orignaux (TM) beer in the mail if you spell their name incorrectly. It's Marks and Spencers, too, by the way. The best you'll get from them is a pair of cotton y-fronts, but as I noted previously you seem to be North American, so the postage on an item that size might be out of court for M & S. Still, worth a try, I suppose.

What's happening, Onanistic Casket? Miss me? I got banned for a while for saying nasty things to Toothache McGee. Meh.

Meat is good for you. Eat dead animals.

[OrganicGauntlet]

Shit. (Can I say shit here?)

It's back. Onanistic Casket? I don't even like onions.

[RAINFOREST MOONCLOUD]

Shit. (Can I say shit here?)

It's back.

Hola, Orgadophilous Guano!

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?

[PEACE FROG]

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? None. First it it really should change itself, but more important why do you feel the need to facilitate this change? Does the shape of the bulb excite you ? Or perhaps the dept of the socket? How do you feel throwing the switch and lighting it up, do you fantisize an imaginary scream or does the bulb beg for more? WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR MOTHER???? ;)

[RAINFOREST MOONCLOUD]

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?

Excellent answer!

The "joke" eckshually goes -

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the light bulb while the other holds the penis. Ladder! Ladder! I meant LADDER!!