Graehstone
03-14-2008, 12:25 PM
I am a member of a drinking team with a bowling problem.
Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam.
(seen on Cape Cod)
That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!
(seen on an 8 year old)
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up.
Procrastinate Now.
Rehab Is for Quitters.
My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
Party - My Crib - Two A.M.
(on a baby-size shirt)
Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15.
FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.
It comes bundled with the software.
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
Time's fun when you're having flies.......Kermit the Frog.
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ....
Cops have nothing to go on.
HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH.
A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS,
but it uses up a thousand times the memory.
The Meek shall inherit the earth....
after we're through with it.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken;
A lifetime commitment for a pig.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
IF THERE IS NO GOD, WHO POPS UP THE NEXT KLEENEX?
Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!
The original point-and-click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED BRAN.
Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit.
MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three-Mile-Island cleanup team.
NyQuil -The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
Quoting one is plagiarism.
Quoting many is research.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't.
:D
Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam.
(seen on Cape Cod)
That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!
(seen on an 8 year old)
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up.
Procrastinate Now.
Rehab Is for Quitters.
My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
Party - My Crib - Two A.M.
(on a baby-size shirt)
Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15.
FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.
It comes bundled with the software.
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
Time's fun when you're having flies.......Kermit the Frog.
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ....
Cops have nothing to go on.
HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH.
A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS,
but it uses up a thousand times the memory.
The Meek shall inherit the earth....
after we're through with it.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken;
A lifetime commitment for a pig.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
IF THERE IS NO GOD, WHO POPS UP THE NEXT KLEENEX?
Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!
The original point-and-click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED BRAN.
Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit.
MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three-Mile-Island cleanup team.
NyQuil -The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
Quoting one is plagiarism.
Quoting many is research.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't.
:D