Animals and man- God gives us pets

[PEACE FROG]

The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets . . .




Adam and Eve said , 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore.

We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'

And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me.

Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.'

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.

And it was a good animal

And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail .

And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'

And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.'







And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.



After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride.




They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'

And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are.

The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.



And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.



And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.



And God was pleased. . . . .

And Dog was happy. . . . .











And Cat didn't give a shit one way or another...

[NCW_Woodnymph]

LOL That is awesome! Matt and I just had that conversation the other day. I'm a dog person and he prefers cats.:D

:hippie:

[sleung]

and than God created my dog Choo Choo

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[Adam Blanchard]

see.. that story cuts off just before the dog was sniffing the cats arse and the cat turned and scratched the dog then the dog reacted and ate the cat. :p

[LIBRA]

I love dogs with those smooshy faces, too cute! Its like there so ugly there cute! My dogs have always black labs. If I ever get another dog it will be a boxer.

And that is totally true of cats, they dont give a damn. I have two cats and one dog. My dog is like having another toddler, I sometimes forget I even have cats:p

[Shydog]

Are cats kinda' like goldfish? Unconditional love in Heaven - God. Unconditional love on Earth - Dog. Unseen - Seen. God - Dog. Heaven - Earth. What is this?..

[PEACE FROG]

Are cats kinda' like goldfish? Unconditional love in Heaven - God. Unconditional love on Earth - Dog. Unseen - Seen. God - Dog. Heaven - Earth. What is this?..It's a joke......next time I'll give you a "heads up".

[Shydog]

It's a joke......next time I'll give you a "heads up".
Cats are like Goldfish, no?

[peaceseeker]

LOL! That is so cool, and very true. Both of my cats, Nemoi and OhJay are so sweet and lovable, god blessed me with two of the best non-human companions I could have ever asked for, they have both taught me several lessons in patience and compassion. Nothing against dogs or dog lovers, (I like pooches too, I just dont have the space and hate to see poor little doggies chained up to trees and posts..) but I love my kitties and wouldent trade them for the world! Peace Out all!! ~Emili~**:hippie:

[Ubriago]

I'm a cat guy, can't help it.

I like dogs, but I do not have the where-with-all to train them. I've tried and I end with a beautiful dog that shits in my shoes and drinks my beer when I'm not looking.

My brother is the exact opposite, he's allergic to cats and has the greatest dogs I've ever seen

[PEACE FROG]

Ever since the cat stretched her claws in the seat of my Harley I'm not a fan!!! :mad:

[Shydog]

I'm a cat guy, can't help it.

I like dogs, but I do not have the where-with-all to train them. I've tried and I end with a beautiful dog that shits in my shoes and drinks my beer when I'm not looking.

My brother is the exact opposite, he's allergic to cats and has the greatest dogs I've ever seen
This is an absolute golden example of positive energy. "drinks my beer when not looking, Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha, thats some funny sh*t. Thanks man!

[forrest]

see.. that story cuts off just before the dog was sniffing the cats arse and the cat turned and scratched the dog then the dog reacted and ate the cat. :p

Are you refering to when a cub scout becomes a boy scout?

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