Theories of Jesus

[LIBRA]

Yes...Finally

[forrest]

Originally Posted by Crochety Carpenter

So articulate, so thought out, such an intelectuall refutation of the views expressed! I....I...I'm undone...I concede defeat!

You forgot articulate!

[PEACE FROG]

Originally Posted by Crochety Carpenter

So articulate, so thought out, such an intelectuall refutation of the views expressed! I....I...I'm undone...I concede defeat!

I appreciate that you are trying to sound educated..... but it seems you've spelled "intellectual" wrong. I'll have to go with my previous opinion.

[Adam Blanchard]

I usually get told I'm going to hell just by going near a church... I've been told I was going to take over when I went into a church.... kind of burned a bit too...

and as further proof I have come to the conclusion that I am, in an odd way, god becuase I dictate my choices and actions in turn making us each god of ourselves.

[PEACE FROG]

I agree, I always though that you were going to hell too.

[Adam Blanchard]

I'm pretty sure I am. I just have to smuggle an ice machine so I can sell snowballs there.

[Gary Blanchard]

I somehow doubt that Adam will go to hell; Satan wouldn't want the competition.

Hi, son.

[Adam Blanchard]

Hey ya Dad!

I'm planning on taking over and getting some central air put in down there darn it!

so I was wondering if this made sense to anyone else.... we all know the exasperated saying "Jesus f**king Christ" well, I was thinking long and hard over this and came to the conclusion that it simply means that god is masterbating.

Before you start yelling hear me out! Jesus's last name was Christ there for Jesus f**king Christ would be him f**king himself meaning he is masterbating.

I have WAY too much time on my hands sometimes.

[Gaston]

Originally Posted by Crochety Carpenter

Love it!

Sending that one to my pastor.

I think I'd enjoy sitting through one of your church services. Maybe even more than one.

I have had some very enjoyable with a few pastors/preachers over the years, particularly when discussing the philosophical aspects of the church.

[Crochety Carpenter]

I've got to admit that in my almost 50 years of going to church a pastor who is willing to discuss alternate views, without being threatened by them, and aproaching them with humor is a rare thing. I think you'd enjoy us.